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In spite of the news of the moment,/            \
think I'll toss in a deditorial comment...  /    ========  \
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The guvmint announced some new grants            |  | | ||  | ||  ||
Qualified? ...it depants...                      |  | | ||  | ||  ||
If ya have 4+ aunts, and cough when ya dance     |  | | || $  ||  ||
you can use the cash as advance!                 |  | | || _ //   ||
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Take this money and buy you a truck.                \ \= = = = = //
And drive that truck down this road ============= /  \ = = = = =
If ya get back the wagon, with the rear end a'draggin
Hell!  We'll even pay for the Load!

We'll take them emus ya brought us
and raise em till they's of the age
where we put em to work, feedin omelets to dorks
(But man, watch their feets when in rage)

   (course, if you get kicked you apply
    for tuition for course at the 'Y'
    they'll try in a week, to make you a geek
    and implant this here twitch in yer eye)

So, ok, now we got all these eggs...
! - Give em to e'ryone that begs!
who'll deliver the vote, as we 'ply a thin coat
to the table's two shin-splintered legs.

Well we can't just forget the ol' byrds
who collectively bred all these herds
and so they serve us, most times in food service
or teachin the old ways to nerds.

it goes on.. OK!  Never promised
to solve all the shit whats upon us!
But take this here dough, then turn around.  GO!
and turn the dark knight to Adonis.