July 16 Fuzzy logic... the concept's appealing, like feeling the truth without squealing Now it comes on a chip! If ya eat it with dip then lie down, wait till truth hits the ceiling. The Cow-Jones Index went a'flyin! (investors just can't get a grip...) First it fell down, freaked out half the town then rebounded and lifted the blip. Once again, they're reformin welfare as a gesture, Dole gave some stuff to a girl, oh so sweet who, when it fell to her feet said: "To you, I expect that's enough." Perot is back on the tube!! Still grins when he calls Prez a 'Rube' Says he'd be a teacher, an executive preacher, if the people elected the boob. Well that was my favorite bit... Lehrer explained Perot's shit to the people a'watchin while the Texan be talkin as if he knew "What it..." Now listen, if Perot get elected the People will soon be infected with a bug in the house where there once lived a mouse and a rat (once or twice) was suspected... And now we're watchin the kids... in Asia, who win many bids to stitch up the clothes now Kathy Lee knows the sweat that goes into her threads. But are 'young workers paid' such a bad? This one guy says they're kinda glad to take home some money for flour and honey and occasionally something in plaid. Industry consolidates daily in time-honoured stoical way If she can't buy the blouses for less than a house is she'll hire the child at play. Taiwan and Malaysia play harder (they remember the power of barter) They'll hire your kids soon's they're outta their bibs then work em till kids become smarter. If ya fire the kids, you'll pay more for the clothes that you buy at the store cuz daddies and mommies would rather be commies then watch their own kids grow up poor. And now we're hearin some speeches from Clinton and Dole, each of which is, pursuin election, if not an erection (..some statues arise on the beaches).
by Siclone